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You Cant Beat Multiple Opponents, Can You?

Young 10 year old Jake in a plane with his parents
SCENE - Jake mum and dad in plane Newspaper - Americans leave! North Vietnamese troops marched into Saigon Apr. 30, 1975
SCRIPT - MUM - "why are we running away from our home" DAD - "I had too many enemies I just cant protect us from multiple opponents" (CIA papers in pocket or hand)


Plane is shot down over Jungle during the Vietnam War and both his parents die. He is found and taken in by an Asian teacher in the deep jungle,
SCENE - plane crash in jungle Jake crying as parents dead, Asian man and son finds jake in jungle teachers teacher in background
SCRIPT - "you must come with us, we will look after you!"


The man has a kid 2 years older than Jake and they grow together learning martial arts from the Asian man.
SCENE - Jake awakes, wipes eyes and watches as man teaches son kung fu
SCRIPT - Asian man to Jake - "you must learn the fighting arts and learn to survive here in the jungle"


But Jake is always beaten by the son, SCENE - Jake is alittle older but again is beaten by masters son in training
SCRIPT - Son to Jake - "I love you as a brother but you are a westerner and so will never know the true skill of the martial arts, to beat me is impossible"


Then one night the Asian mans Very Old Teacher sees Jake when he is upset.
SCENE - Jake is by himself - head in his hands and the old teachers teacher offers advice and help
SCRIPT- Jake say "I'll never be as good as my teacher deserves" Teachers teacher says 'the secret to beating one man is to be able to beat many: the way to beat many is the martialarm


He leads Jake to a secret training room where is it a large space with eight small walls protruding from the floor in an octagon shape and he is in the center surrounded with eight martialarms. All the walls have a martialarm on it with a number on the body
SCENE - They enter a cave where there is a room of martialarms surrounding a center point in the room
SCRIPT - Teacher says "you will tell no-one and train here for one hour every night.


He is taught by the grandmaster to attack each arm when the grandmaster calls out the number randomly and he trains at this for years.
SCENE - Jake is striking random martialarms as he is instructed. The martialarms are numbered
SCRIPT - Teacher says' you must learn to defeat multiple enemies as one and strike as I give the order 1 - 5 - 3 - 7 etc etc.


Jake is now 18 and packs his bags to leave the jungle and there is a sorrowful good bye. none know of Jake and Grandmasters secret training.
SCENE - jake has backpack and sword wrapped up and leaving with all worldly goods.
SCRIPT - Jake ' I must tell my grandparents about my parents fate. Son shakes jake hand and jakes master says to Old teacher 'that is best martial artist I've ever trained' Old teacher wink at Jake.


Jake is now in America and looks at a martial arts promotional sign outside of a great amphitheater
SCENE - Jake is in hustle and bustle of city but sees martial arts promo
SCRIPT - Jake looks around and says ' This is the true jungle' sees the promo and thinks 'you have to learn how to survive here in this jungle also.


Inside is a large martial arts conference where all the experts have now decided in debate that one man cannot really beat two or more because its impossible to control and protect against multiple attackers - all experts agree.
SCENE - Karate master is center of the ring with microphone reading out the vote / verdict off all in attendance -
SCRIPT - So it is agreed "It is too dangerous to fight two or more opponents because it is nearly impossible to control and protect against multiple attackers"


They leave the seminar to see Jake outside surrounded by street thugs
SCENE - Jake is surrounded by street thugs and accosted due to him dressing in an asian way.
SCRIPT - Thug says "get out of our town and go back to your vietnam man" - another "yea, stop dressing like the enemy"


They attack, he systematically destroys them all as he recites the numbers calmly as they fall. He thinks back to martialarm training.
SCENE - Jake beats all opponents and picks up his gear to leave.
SCRIPT - Thug says 'your dead' Jake thinks and gives them a number each and beats them


All the traditional martial arts experts see this outside their seminar proving their theory wrong, and they ask Jake for the secret.
SCENE - the experts block his way and ask how he did it?
SCRIPT - He says 'the secret to beating one man is to be able to beat many: the way to beat many is the martialarm'

My Dad Won My Fight For Me

Billy is new to kick boxing and has an up-coming tournament but his Dad thinks he'll never win.
SCENE - Billy enters kickboxing school with his Dad and he signs up for a competition
SCRIPT - DAD "Maybe you should wait, this school isn't like your last one" BILLY 'No, I need to win this to make friends"


The larger arrogant kid in his kickboxing school teases him and pushes him down, says he'll never win...embarrassing stuff in front of his friends.
SCENE - Billy is in the locker room and has a competition shirt and the Bully assults him
SCRIPT - BULLY "Look wimp, save your self the humiliation - no-one can beat me"


He his bruised with his ego and is deciding to quit the coming competition.
SCENE - BILLY comes home with black eye, looks sad and dejected
SCRIPT - DAD "whats wrong' BILLY "Nothing, I didnt want to be in the competition anyway"


HIS father gets online and orders the martialarm with the bullies face on it.
SCENE - dad is at ccomputer and orders the martialarm with credit card
SCRIPT - DAD "I might as well help the poor guy out"


Billy is amazed when his father gives it to him and there is a family bonding moment.
SCENE - Dad has martialarm set up on the wall and show it to Billy and then places Bully sticker on the face.
SCRIPT - DAD 'This is the best in training equipment and I want you to have it" BILLY "I cant beleive it"


Dad and Billy get to work training with Dad the new coach
SCENE - Dad is showing Billy the next technique
SCRIPT - DAD "OK, the next martialarm online movie techniques goes like this, Got it?" BILLY "yep"


The big fight comes and he is victorious
SCENE - Billy and Bully in the ring and Billy wipes him out
SCRIPT - BULLY "your going to get it chump BILLY "good luck to you"


The secret of the martialarm is out and he gets the girl and all past tension he had with his dad is gone.
SCENE - Billy in the ring with microphone giving winner speach
SCRIPT - BILLY "I want to thank my friends and especially my DAD who got me the martialarm which is the secret to my success"


All DADS decide to quickly get online and get their kids martialarms.
SCENE - multiple pictures of dads or kickboxes and the BULLY getting martialarms online
SCRIPT - COMMENTS "How did this stay a scret so long" "Online lessons, WOW" "They ship anywhere in the world"


In the last image of all stories the hero pushing forward a martialarm to the audience "Take Your Training to the Next Level"

Save My Martial Arts School - SOS

Martial arts school is struggling to stay alive financial hardship on the instructor and his wife and difficulty paying the junior instructor with students who come and go and not stick around.
SCENE - Junior instructor teching class while lead instructor talks to wife who is counting attendence and money
SCRIPT - WIFE "we lost another 5 students" SIFU "Why do they come and go so fast? Soon we wont have enogh $ to even pay BILL (juior instructor)


Martial Arts teacher tries to extend the loan from the bank but cannot.
SCENE - Instructor at bank in managers office with morgage papers
SCRIPT - MANAGER "Im sorry but with thoses figures its impossible to extend" SIFU thinks - I dont want to close the school


But Bank manager is a really good guy and is also a secret practitioner in martial arts but he trains secretly at home on a martialarm.
SCENE - Bank manager at home martialarm training in martial arts outfit.
SCRIPT - Thinks - you know that martial arts teacher needs some help, I'll show him the secret to a successful school


He takes one martialarm into the school one night as a surprise and with a sales brochure of the Internet site.
SCENE - Manager walks in with a martialarm and supprise on all faces
SCRIPT - MANAGER "I want you to borrow this for a while and check out this internet site, It may just save your school"


All the students are amazed and want to see, some first time students there say "this is the school for me"
SCENE - SIFU puts it on the wall and all look at it impressed and revitalised, NEW students walk in
SCRIPT - New Students ' Wow check out there equipment - this is the school for me"


He gets more money and puts up 6 martialarms
SCENE - Wife gives sifu $$ and they are at computer ordering 6 martialarms
SCRIPT - Sifu "lets get four" Wife ' no way lets get six and even that wont be enough the students love it"


All students use them because he designs his classes around martialarm technique demonstrations.
SCENE - Classes split up and groups face their martialarms
SCRIPT - SIFU tells all "We now have a new class format based on the online martialarm lessons" STUDENT to friend "yea the best bit is we dont have to hold back I can learn a technique and also hit it as hard as I like - you cant do that with a training partner"


His place booms and is full of students and new instructors
SCENE - wife with $$$$ at desk, school is packed with students SIFU announcing three new instructors
SCRIPT - WIFE thinks - we are going to need a bigger place - SIFU "We have three new martialarm instructors" CLASS "claps"


A proud moment when he pays off his full loan with a very happy bank manager.
SCENE - SIFU goes into bank and into manager officer
SCRIPT - SIFU "I cant thank you enough" MANAGER "With the martialarm we both WIN!"


In the last image of all stories the sifu pushing forward a martialarm to the audience "Take Your Training and your SCHOOL to the Next Level"

The Machine That Made A Man Out Of Mike

Mike a strong looking teenager goes to martial arts school because he is bullied by street thug and disrespected by the street thugs two bad girls.

1. Street thug violence against Mike ( "kid I dont what to see you in this neighbourhood again" - mike "but this is where I live")

2. Mike thinks of turning this around by going to martial arts school. ( Dream picture of muscle Mike in kung fu uniform Bully on ground says "I go where I like")

He learns a technique but due to minimal practice he is disappointed that he hasn't perfected the new technique.

3. Mike is in class learning technique but alitle confused and feels embarrased infront of clean cut girl. (Instructor says good, but mike tries to say 'I dont really get it' but ignored)

He trys it out with his little brother but no gain.

4. Mike tries it out on his brother but it doesnt work. (Brother says "I could beat you just by doing this, you'll never be a good fighter", as mike trys it on brother)

He is sad and turns to the Internet for a solution and he finds my site. He buys the martialarm martial arts machine and

5. Mike gets on the net and oders a martialarm and he envisions success! (mike types in martial arts training machine on net and says "This is it, I found the secret to my training"

it arrives at his home, he puts it on his wall and fully practices the martial arts technique.

6. Mike is practising all day on his martialarm ( mike says "now I am ready for that martial arts class and confidently pushes past brother)

He goes back to the martial arts school and all are amazed at how well he performs.

7. Mike shows his sifu how well he does the technique when he is instructed. ( Sifu say 'Mike you really are a fast student and your form is perfect' All look impressed)

On his way out he is swung at by thug and he drops him to everyone amazement (study martialarm video to choose a technique)

8. Mike sees bully hasseling another kid and steps in and drops him. (Bully says"are you going to stop me" Mike gives the bruce lee thumb wipe to nose and gets into stance)

even the bad girls who also get bullied by the thug (pimp) are impressed by the hero "what a real man' and our hero gets the clean cut martial arts girl he always wanted.

9. Mike (with clean cut girl) tells his Sifu of the martialarm. (all say how did you do it? "I found a martial arts training machine" Sifu "wow we got to get some of those"

He tells the secret of his fast progress in martial arts to the others and the dojo sets up 5-6 martialarms on their walls for the students to practice on.

10. Six martialarms in use in the dojo.

In the last image of all stories the hero pushing forward a martialarm to the audience "Take Your Training to the Next Level"

Looking Good While You Beat Up The Boss

Jill is overweight and gets fired from her job, the boss is a sexual sleaze and only wants good lookers around the office. She is depressed and finds my site and chooses to send in a photo of the boss to individualize her martialarm with our optional extra feature of adding a sticker on the face of the martialarm with her most hated person. In this case her boss! The martialarm arrives at her house and she watches the fitness martialarm video, so she gets to work hitting away at her bosses face on the martialarm.

Few months later she is looking good physically and also with that secret martial arts confidence that she can handle anything. She looks so good she is walking down the street and her boss makes a pass at her and when he realizes its her he thinks its a sure thing and gets physical. Well you know the rest she knocks him on his ass and other people ask her the secret and she fills them in and they are all sent martialarms.

Its More Powerful Than Kryptonite

Superman grows up just as in the film and is immune to all hostility with super strength, until the three terrorists arrive from his home planet of Krypton. They too have superpowers and strength and are far more aggressive than Superman. After numerous run ins he is many times beaten and embarrassed and knows he must find a new way: a technology they don't have. Clark Kent goes to martial arts school and learns kung fu and the martialarm. He is again confronted by the three, the evil smart leader, the big brute and the foxy evil lady. He fights the two men and in the fight the evil leader brings out Kryptonite to harm superman but he uses the martialarm technique to break it out of the enemies grip and easily is beats them. The lady hesitates and sees she has the opportunity to leave the evil as she sees superman will be victorious she tells him of her admiration and the other two are banned from earth and they are forced to fly to another galaxy beaten. Superman and foxy Superwomen fly off to the superman Ice Palace in the north pole and Superman uses the crystal computer system to beam the martialarm secret technology back to the Krypton galaxy to any other good people that may have survived his home world destruction. He sends the secret of earths fighting technology to his people because its more powerful than Kryptonite.

An alternate ending to the original movie but the evil superwoman is the ideal partner for a superman and she was pretty hot - goodbye Lois Lane!

Robin Begins - Forget Batman!

Batman is in Tibet learning the arts of martial combat in prison and in the mountain. Yep, just like the film. Much hardship, and sacrifice and then as in the movie returns to Gotham City to fight crime. It progresses and he wont allow Robin to be Robin as its too dangerous and he works alone. So Robin disheartened decides he must learn to fight and goes for a walk through China Town and sees down a dark alley two Chinese guys practicing wing chun -chi sau (sticking hands) in the back of their restaraunt.

Robin approaches them and asks for the martial secret and they train him on the martialarm in 'Wing and Wongs' Restaurant. Later Batman is in trouble and surrounded getting a beating by the enemy. Robin enters and Batman tells him to flee, instead cool Robin beats all and Batman is amazed and says "Holy, balistical bollocks, Robin where did you learn to fight like that". Robin tells him at 'Wing and Wongs Restarant' and shows Batman the martialarm, Batman curses that he went through hell to learn a second rate fighting style and should of just gone to 'Wings and Wongs' in China Town.